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TALES OF MISERY AND PROCRASTINATION

by MISERY DATE

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MY GIRLFRIEND HAS BEEN CAPTURED BY AN EVIL VAMPIRE GANG THEY HAIL FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS THESE CREEPS WEAR METAL FANGS THEY'RE FILMIN' THESE SNUFF FILMS ONE STARS MY FRIEND TIED UP SO ENTERS THIS LOVELY LADY I SWEAR SHE'S NOT HUMAN SEDUCED HIM - THEY DUPED HIM THOSE TEETH ARE RAZOR SHARP THEY SLICED HIM AND DICED HIM THESE SICK FREAKS SUCKED HIS BLOOD I CAN'T SLEEP I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH CAN'T EAT I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH IMAGE OF THE BEAST STILL HAUNTS MY MIND THERE'S A MANSION - BEVERLY HILLS IT'S WHERE THIS GANG HIDES OUT I SNEAK IN RIGHT PASSED THEM AND THEY SEND THEIR WEREWOLVES OUT BRAM STOKER! WHAT AN ARTIST! YOU KNOW THIS PAINTING'S HIS YOU ASSHOLE YOU STOLE IT FROM FORRY [J NO PERIOD] ACKERMAN DOLORES DEL OSO ROJO SENSUAL SPANISH GHOST SHE FOUND ME, SHE FREED ME AFTER SHE USED ME UP CAN'T SLEEP I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH CAN'T EAT I'M SICK TO MY STOMACH IMAGE OF THE BEAST STILL HAUNTS MY MIND
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MY DADDY DIED HE DIED ON A BOAT N' ALTHOUGH I CRIED AND CRIED HE THOUGHT I WAS A JOKE 'SPOSED TO TAKE HIS JOB N' DO WHAT HE DID ALL I DO IS TRY AND TRY - I'M JUST A KID DAD CALLED ME THE LOCAL CRETIN PRIEST CALLED ME A HUMAN DEMON MOMS AND DADS JUST WANT THE STATUS QUO BUT THE KIDS ARE SICK TO DEATH OF TEPID BORING BABY STUFF THEY WANT SOMEONE TO SHOW THEM THE GORE THEY CALLED ME THE LOCAL CRETIN SO MUCH FUN TO BE A CRETIN YOU SHOULD BE A LOCAL CRETIN TOO THEY CALLED ME THE LOCAL CRETIN SO MUCH FUN TO BE A CRETIN ALL THE KIDS ARE LOCAL CRETINS TOO I GUESS I'M FAILING CAN'T SELL NO BOOKS ALL THESE STUPID OFFICE CREEPS JUST GIVE ME DIRTY LOOKS MAN I SHOWED THEM THEY'RE ALL DEAD WRONG ALL THE KIDS LOVE HORROR BOOKS BUT THIS WON'T LAST FOR LONG
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CUP OF PISS 02:53
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Cover art by LIZ PRINCE! (lizprincepower.com)

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released June 28, 2015

PRODUCED, ENGINEERED AND MASTERED BY DARREN GOLDA, BEAR BONES RECORDING.

Music and singing by Tiffany Minton, Louie Bloodspill, and Mike Hunchback.

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